90 Tage Haft oder 1000 Doller Strafe für import - Flagge

Black_Cat

Exarch
In Amerika kann man nun bis zu 1000 Doller Strafe zahlen, wenn man einen Flagge hisst, die nicht in Amerika hergestellt wurde!!

Quelle:
>>Hier<<

Meine Meinung: Die spinnen die Amis!! Das ist doch nicht mehr normal...Feiertag hin oder her, was zu viel ist, ist zu viel!

mfg BC
 

C4RN1F3X

Piraten-Wähler
VIP
Klar, ist doch bekannt, dass Ossama Bin Laden Al Quaida über gefälschte USA-Flaggen finanziert und sowas kann man ja nicht unterstützen xD

Aber komm, in Amerika gibts noch weit schwachsinnigere Gesetze :rolleyes: (auch wenn es die größtenteils nur auf County/Staats Ebene gibt)

Ich glaub, meine Lieblinge sind die:

In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot off a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.

In Florida it is illegal for single, divorced, or widowed women to parachute on Sunday afternoons.

An excerpt from brilliant Kentucky state legislation. "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club. The provisions of this statute shall not apply to females weighing less than 90 pounds nor exceeding 200 pounds, nor shall it apply to male horses."

In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.

In Michigan, a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.

In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.

The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.

In Willowdale, Oregon no man may curse while having sex with his wife.

In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal. (Hmm... jedes Kind müsste da illegal sein...)

In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (Including the wedding night). (dito)

Und hier noch mal was Diskussionswürdiges :kukukuh:

A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.

In Los Angeles, California, a man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt can't be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife's consent to beat her with a wider strap. Consent should be given prior to the event, as is carefully stipulated.

P.s. Ich find sowieso, dass dieser Thread in den Funbereich gehört hätte :XD:
 

xSpikex

Prophet
Klar, ist doch bekannt, dass Ossama Bin Laden Al Quaida über gefälschte USA-Flaggen finanziert und sowas kann man ja nicht unterstützen xD

Aber komm, in Amerika gibts noch weit schwachsinnigere Gesetze :rolleyes: (auch wenn es die größtenteils nur auf County/Staats Ebene gibt)

Ich glaub, meine Lieblinge sind die:

In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot off a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.

In Florida it is illegal for single, divorced, or widowed women to parachute on Sunday afternoons.

An excerpt from brilliant Kentucky state legislation. "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club. The provisions of this statute shall not apply to females weighing less than 90 pounds nor exceeding 200 pounds, nor shall it apply to male horses."

In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.

In Michigan, a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.

In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.

The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.

In Willowdale, Oregon no man may curse while having sex with his wife.

In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal. (Hmm... jedes Kind müsste da illegal sein...)

In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (Including the wedding night). (dito)

Und hier noch mal was Diskussionswürdiges :kukukuh:

A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.

In Los Angeles, California, a man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt can't be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife's consent to beat her with a wider strap. Consent should be given prior to the event, as is carefully stipulated.

P.s. Ich find sowieso, dass dieser Thread in den Funbereich gehört hätte :XD:
Das sind doch keine wirklich Gesetze? Das ist doch ein schlechter Witz! oO
 

| Nami |

DON'T FUCKING STARE AT ME
VIP
Amerika kannst du eh in den Skat drücken...
Was die sich ausdenken ist nicht mehr normal, na gut, waren sie vorher ja auch nicht, heute weniger als früher...
Ich bin mal gespannt, was das Dickiland als nächstes vorhat...
 

Kaneda

Otaku
Und wer stellt die Fahnen in den USA her? Sicherlich die Immigranten aus Mexico und co.
Einfach nur lächerlich.
 
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