Englisches Manifest "Kopimi"
According to Kopimi, all truths can be summarized in a single sentence: “the Internet is right”.
With prehistoric seeds, Kopimi roots itself in the future, holding together a vibrating avalanche of knowledge, creating the foundation of for a discussion untouched by the lashing shifts of time and space. A tumult where there’s no right to remain silent, you’ll have to talk to everyone.
Flocking, swarming, and noisy, we sow ourselves in new context and grow. This book is a spontaneously organised cluster swarm project with a single purpose — Kopimi will intensify, multiply, condensate. We want to reach further into ourselfs and into Kopimi. We want to penetrate into you and into the future.
Our words will, at the same time, sound like madness to deaf ears, and lovely caresses for those who see and hear, but above all: they will stick to you, you in particular — and your mother. This is a book for you who live in the moment, but seek your way forward through the ages.
001. Get the internet.
002. Start using irc.
003. Cluster, and give birth to a site.
004. Experiment with research chemicals.
005. Make a three-step program.
006. Take a powerful stand for something positive and indispensible.
007. Don’t regulate anything.
008. Say you’re going to move in two weeks, but stay seven months. Come back a year later and do the same thing.
009. Rotflol.
010. Relax, you’re already halfway there.
011. Justkiddingwithya.
012. Don’t think outside the box. Build a box.
013. Support support.
014. Make and attend parties and fairs.
015. Start 30-40 blogs about the asme things.
016. Drain the private sector of coders, graphic artists and literati.
017. Create a prize that !!som delas ut.
018. Often express youself, vaguely, in the media.
019. Spread all rumors.
020. Seek out and try [--kortning--?], and travel by expensive trains. Don’t order sushi.
021. Start a radio channel.
022. Everything you use, you can copy and give an arbitrary name, whether it’s a news portalk, search engine or public service.
023. Buy a bus.
024. Install a megahal.
025. Make sure you’re really good friends with people knowledgeble in photoshop, html, databases, and the likes of it.
026. Read a shitload of philosophy.
027. Give yourself cult status, and act accordingly.
028. Never aim.
029. Mess with everybody.
030. Invent or misuse Kopimi.
031. Do things together like an aggregation, not a collective.
032. Make your advertising confusingly similar to that of established ventures.
033. Always act with intent.
034. Claim, in all contexts, that the establishment is lagging.
035. When critizised, blame others and refer to the nonlinear time constitution swarm hierarchiality of the clustered formations.
036. Send everything to all media, no matter what niche.
037. Start an anonymous confession venture.
038. Make babies and blog their upbringing.
039. Make sure to closely study and keep ajour with substances.
040. Vividly participate in internet discussions that don’t interest you.
041. Start at least three to four irc channels about every project.
042. Fight and make up often.
043. Share files with everybody who wants to.
044. Do humor sites a lot.
045. Hang out with the left, the right, and the liberals.
046. See 23 in everything.
047. Flirt with money.
048. Very seldom by afk.
049. Threaten large American culture corporations.
050. Broadcast radio from Skäggetorp.
051. Make a 100 list of a successful project.
052. Don’t be sure about the name of the list.
053. Assume responsibility for a lot of projects.
054. Make sure to be connected to technical, aestethical, and philosophical competence of world class.
055. Regularly sleep over at each other.
056. Publish a book about Kopimi.
057. At a trial, deny everything.
058. Cultivate unfounded myths and react to them.
059. Hack sites, email accounts, and other things.
060. Always taunt and ridicule all aspects of Copyright.
061. Create an internet site where people can buy and sell votes in democratic elections.
062. I are serious cat; this is serious point!!1
063. Collect money for fraux’ trip to Iceland.
064. Confidently clain that all disconnected computers are broken.
065. DON’T go to Kurdistan.
066. Make sure to thoroughly found the claim all hardware is overpriced.
067. Affirm all words and signs.
068. Mindfuck each other to appropriate extent.
069. Care for smojyr.
070. Create and spiritualize the “snel hest” meme.
071. Found and own a think-tank.
072. Deny magnetism.
073. Found a business school. Drop out.
074. Write many press releases.
075. Use irc in underwear, and eat pizza.
076. Juggle with other people’s balls.
077. Make sure there is binding proof of Ikko giving monki advertising money by meand of volada’s helicopter.
078. Cause inflation and global financial crisis.
079. Be vague if anybody asks for the price of a bandwidth.
080. Use “dynamic” to mean “out of control”.
081. Never mention Hotmail, MSN, or Windows.
082. Conduct all project meetings on irc.
083. Claim to receive about 1265 emails a day.
084. Force a prosecutor to collate several thousand pages of claptrap.
085. Overly abstract everything.
086. Keep a liberal opinion of hell.
087. Consider yourselves overly qualified for top positions in American movie and music industry.
088. Create the world’s largest filesharing service over a night.
089. Attract international attention by mistake.
090. Control and dismiss opinion makers of all media.
091. At all levels, standardize the explanation of your modus operandi.
092. Keep 3567 anonymous confessions on your harddrive. Including the IP numbers and personal information of the authors.
093. Save the Internet.
094. Use the Internet as a source in serious discussions.
095. Seldom or never explain your IT elitism.
096. Dismiss expressions like [---?] as superstition.
097. Follow the yellow fellow.
098. Skip the last point of your 100 list.
099. Establish the Social services as a parody of the Asocial services.
100. Restart.
100. Mind burning kittens.
100. Write a book, but beginn with the cover text.
100. PROFIT.
/clear
mehr dazu auch hier: http://www.gulli.com/news/the-pirate-bay-englisches-2009-02-26/ xD
According to Kopimi, all truths can be summarized in a single sentence: “the Internet is right”.
With prehistoric seeds, Kopimi roots itself in the future, holding together a vibrating avalanche of knowledge, creating the foundation of for a discussion untouched by the lashing shifts of time and space. A tumult where there’s no right to remain silent, you’ll have to talk to everyone.
Flocking, swarming, and noisy, we sow ourselves in new context and grow. This book is a spontaneously organised cluster swarm project with a single purpose — Kopimi will intensify, multiply, condensate. We want to reach further into ourselfs and into Kopimi. We want to penetrate into you and into the future.
Our words will, at the same time, sound like madness to deaf ears, and lovely caresses for those who see and hear, but above all: they will stick to you, you in particular — and your mother. This is a book for you who live in the moment, but seek your way forward through the ages.
001. Get the internet.
002. Start using irc.
003. Cluster, and give birth to a site.
004. Experiment with research chemicals.
005. Make a three-step program.
006. Take a powerful stand for something positive and indispensible.
007. Don’t regulate anything.
008. Say you’re going to move in two weeks, but stay seven months. Come back a year later and do the same thing.
009. Rotflol.
010. Relax, you’re already halfway there.
011. Justkiddingwithya.
012. Don’t think outside the box. Build a box.
013. Support support.
014. Make and attend parties and fairs.
015. Start 30-40 blogs about the asme things.
016. Drain the private sector of coders, graphic artists and literati.
017. Create a prize that !!som delas ut.
018. Often express youself, vaguely, in the media.
019. Spread all rumors.
020. Seek out and try [--kortning--?], and travel by expensive trains. Don’t order sushi.
021. Start a radio channel.
022. Everything you use, you can copy and give an arbitrary name, whether it’s a news portalk, search engine or public service.
023. Buy a bus.
024. Install a megahal.
025. Make sure you’re really good friends with people knowledgeble in photoshop, html, databases, and the likes of it.
026. Read a shitload of philosophy.
027. Give yourself cult status, and act accordingly.
028. Never aim.
029. Mess with everybody.
030. Invent or misuse Kopimi.
031. Do things together like an aggregation, not a collective.
032. Make your advertising confusingly similar to that of established ventures.
033. Always act with intent.
034. Claim, in all contexts, that the establishment is lagging.
035. When critizised, blame others and refer to the nonlinear time constitution swarm hierarchiality of the clustered formations.
036. Send everything to all media, no matter what niche.
037. Start an anonymous confession venture.
038. Make babies and blog their upbringing.
039. Make sure to closely study and keep ajour with substances.
040. Vividly participate in internet discussions that don’t interest you.
041. Start at least three to four irc channels about every project.
042. Fight and make up often.
043. Share files with everybody who wants to.
044. Do humor sites a lot.
045. Hang out with the left, the right, and the liberals.
046. See 23 in everything.
047. Flirt with money.
048. Very seldom by afk.
049. Threaten large American culture corporations.
050. Broadcast radio from Skäggetorp.
051. Make a 100 list of a successful project.
052. Don’t be sure about the name of the list.
053. Assume responsibility for a lot of projects.
054. Make sure to be connected to technical, aestethical, and philosophical competence of world class.
055. Regularly sleep over at each other.
056. Publish a book about Kopimi.
057. At a trial, deny everything.
058. Cultivate unfounded myths and react to them.
059. Hack sites, email accounts, and other things.
060. Always taunt and ridicule all aspects of Copyright.
061. Create an internet site where people can buy and sell votes in democratic elections.
062. I are serious cat; this is serious point!!1
063. Collect money for fraux’ trip to Iceland.
064. Confidently clain that all disconnected computers are broken.
065. DON’T go to Kurdistan.
066. Make sure to thoroughly found the claim all hardware is overpriced.
067. Affirm all words and signs.
068. Mindfuck each other to appropriate extent.
069. Care for smojyr.
070. Create and spiritualize the “snel hest” meme.
071. Found and own a think-tank.
072. Deny magnetism.
073. Found a business school. Drop out.
074. Write many press releases.
075. Use irc in underwear, and eat pizza.
076. Juggle with other people’s balls.
077. Make sure there is binding proof of Ikko giving monki advertising money by meand of volada’s helicopter.
078. Cause inflation and global financial crisis.
079. Be vague if anybody asks for the price of a bandwidth.
080. Use “dynamic” to mean “out of control”.
081. Never mention Hotmail, MSN, or Windows.
082. Conduct all project meetings on irc.
083. Claim to receive about 1265 emails a day.
084. Force a prosecutor to collate several thousand pages of claptrap.
085. Overly abstract everything.
086. Keep a liberal opinion of hell.
087. Consider yourselves overly qualified for top positions in American movie and music industry.
088. Create the world’s largest filesharing service over a night.
089. Attract international attention by mistake.
090. Control and dismiss opinion makers of all media.
091. At all levels, standardize the explanation of your modus operandi.
092. Keep 3567 anonymous confessions on your harddrive. Including the IP numbers and personal information of the authors.
093. Save the Internet.
094. Use the Internet as a source in serious discussions.
095. Seldom or never explain your IT elitism.
096. Dismiss expressions like [---?] as superstition.
097. Follow the yellow fellow.
098. Skip the last point of your 100 list.
099. Establish the Social services as a parody of the Asocial services.
100. Restart.
100. Mind burning kittens.
100. Write a book, but beginn with the cover text.
100. PROFIT.
/clear
mehr dazu auch hier: http://www.gulli.com/news/the-pirate-bay-englisches-2009-02-26/ xD