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Otaku
Grabinschriften scheinen manches Programmierteam zu faszinieren. Ob in Fallout, BG oder Arcanum. Manchmal sind sie einfach kurios, manchmal geben sie etwas über das Team und dessen Arbeitsbedingen preis:
Arcanum
Here lies JeffZero * He was the Bane of the Board * But now that he's dead * He's the bane of the Lord
Here lies Shards * Master of the double-post * Here lies Shards * Master of the double-post
Here lies Azira * The master of the haiku! * May he rest in peace
Here lies Kozmo_Naut * "A madman", they frowned * The question is now * Did he go up? * Or did he go down?
Here lies Calis * He spammed * And spammed * So we shot him
Here lies Olvan Steelcraft * He who annoyed the gods far too long * Was fried by something he was trying to master
Here lies a Plastic Couch * He went out with a bang * Because something horrid * Happened to his wang...
Here lies Sphinx * Killed by a ravenous herd of sheep
Here lies Scratch * Died as he lived * with Trade on his lips
Here lies Eiloch * 'neath earth and rock * Found its best to aim rifles * with shoulder 'gainst stock
Here lies young Sawtooth * He cast a spell * In a steam powered voting booth
Diakonov the sorcerer * Who had died from a slouch * He may have lived a hundred more years * If he hadn't sat on that Plastic Couch
Dear old Toblix * May he rest * An Ogre took to heart * What he meant in jest
Here lies Marcus the Anarchist * He pulled out the grenade and threw the pin * May he rest in pieces
Shadowfax is here * Redeemer too near * Use only where there's abundant space * Or vaporize without a trace
Here lies Psyrus * Beta! He cried * He made such a fuss * Perhaps that's why he died?
Here lies MonkeyPunch * So sad he did not see the Oregolem * SCRUNCH
Poor poor Xerophyte * Eaten by a tribe of Kite
Here lies Ratster * So sorry you did not see the cat, sir
Bammer we fear has been gone a while * We miss him * His presence was so worthwhile
Here lies CodeGuy * The UberFAQ will never die!
Here lies Chud * Sure wish that grenade had been a dud
Brother Nikko * So kind and gentle * We are glad you recovered * From being so mental
Here lies Stravaig * A knife through the chest * Milady caught him flirting * And thought it was best
Here lies Milady * Queen of the chat * Dead at her keyboard * They found her like that
Here lies Beelzebubb * Met the wrong end * Of an ogre's club
Here lies Aldaronis * Sorcerer of light * A ride on the train * Brought about his night
Here lies V^^^^V * Please leave the stake in place
Here lies Merlina * A lady true * Beat with a flounder * Till she was black and blue
Here lies Master Tech * Who asked lots of questions * Like when the heck * Will this game will be done!
Under this here crux * lies Mr. Cruxington * Too much of a crux * For Ms. Cruxington
Here lies Zentarim * whew! * Nearly forgot him
Here lies Enclave Trooper * Run down in a drunken stupor
Joe Smoke Smack Toblix on back o' da head * It woz only a pat but da guy fell down dead * Joe wept till he died, struck down by 'is greef * Dat Ogres don't morn is a foolish belleef.
Here lies The Restless One * Thinks he's alive * But this one's gone
Here lies Wojit the Great * He likes rice * So we buried him with it... * Isn't that nice?
Here lies Dangerboy * Bit off more than * His name could chew!
Here lies Magao (or so we're told) * Shapechanging caused his demise * To take the guise of a wolf may be bold * An automaton was unwise
Here lies Red Herring * He died of the pairing * Of the red and the herring
Here lies Skorpios * Close friend of Barry * Found that when using Dynamite * It doesn't pay to tarry * He was a writer and a poet * Never at a loss for a word * But in the end he was speechless * Until Barry's voice was heard * "BUGGER"
Excalibur The Great * Met an untimely fate
Oyarsa, amazed by flight * Thought up an idea while up late at night * He invented wings to fly like a dove * Then jumped off a cliff from high up above
Gustavef, second to none * He got something pissed * Then pulled out his gun * Too bad he missed
A great Hunter of Snarks is often renowned * From the beast he is never to flee * But still that is how he wound up in the ground- * For the Snark was a Boojum, you see
Here lies omnipotent_256 * While in a fight * He dropped his gun * The other guy won
Here Lies Khalim * He would have lived a hundred years * Lasting long without any fears * Afraid of nothing he stood tall * Until an ogre took a whack with it's maul
Here Lies Thenomain * Better known as "Scrumptious" * Or at least that's what the ogre * Said he was
Here lies Ezekiel Stargazer * Rest in pieces * Plural because * He's now wolven feces
Here lies Nollidj__ * The anti-establishment fiend * Refused all his stars * From the day he was weaned * When we found him in bed * We weren't surprised those underscores had smushed his head
Here Lies Jonathan * He made us Laugh * He Made us Cry * He pissed us off * We hoped he'd die!
Flipz now lies deep in the Earth * He had found the inherent danger * Of sleeping too close to the hearth
Here lies Heroman * And his trusty flounder * Slipped when a victim ran * THWACK!!!
Here lies Qib * Nary a lie * Nary a fib
Here lies a Lurker * But one of many, I'm sure * Dedicated fans one and all * Even if they didn't write any words
Arcanum
Here lies JeffZero * He was the Bane of the Board * But now that he's dead * He's the bane of the Lord
Here lies Shards * Master of the double-post * Here lies Shards * Master of the double-post
Here lies Azira * The master of the haiku! * May he rest in peace
Here lies Kozmo_Naut * "A madman", they frowned * The question is now * Did he go up? * Or did he go down?
Here lies Calis * He spammed * And spammed * So we shot him
Here lies Olvan Steelcraft * He who annoyed the gods far too long * Was fried by something he was trying to master
Here lies a Plastic Couch * He went out with a bang * Because something horrid * Happened to his wang...
Here lies Sphinx * Killed by a ravenous herd of sheep
Here lies Scratch * Died as he lived * with Trade on his lips
Here lies Eiloch * 'neath earth and rock * Found its best to aim rifles * with shoulder 'gainst stock
Here lies young Sawtooth * He cast a spell * In a steam powered voting booth
Diakonov the sorcerer * Who had died from a slouch * He may have lived a hundred more years * If he hadn't sat on that Plastic Couch
Dear old Toblix * May he rest * An Ogre took to heart * What he meant in jest
Here lies Marcus the Anarchist * He pulled out the grenade and threw the pin * May he rest in pieces
Shadowfax is here * Redeemer too near * Use only where there's abundant space * Or vaporize without a trace
Here lies Psyrus * Beta! He cried * He made such a fuss * Perhaps that's why he died?
Here lies MonkeyPunch * So sad he did not see the Oregolem * SCRUNCH
Poor poor Xerophyte * Eaten by a tribe of Kite
Here lies Ratster * So sorry you did not see the cat, sir
Bammer we fear has been gone a while * We miss him * His presence was so worthwhile
Here lies CodeGuy * The UberFAQ will never die!
Here lies Chud * Sure wish that grenade had been a dud
Brother Nikko * So kind and gentle * We are glad you recovered * From being so mental
Here lies Stravaig * A knife through the chest * Milady caught him flirting * And thought it was best
Here lies Milady * Queen of the chat * Dead at her keyboard * They found her like that
Here lies Beelzebubb * Met the wrong end * Of an ogre's club
Here lies Aldaronis * Sorcerer of light * A ride on the train * Brought about his night
Here lies V^^^^V * Please leave the stake in place
Here lies Merlina * A lady true * Beat with a flounder * Till she was black and blue
Here lies Master Tech * Who asked lots of questions * Like when the heck * Will this game will be done!
Under this here crux * lies Mr. Cruxington * Too much of a crux * For Ms. Cruxington
Here lies Zentarim * whew! * Nearly forgot him
Here lies Enclave Trooper * Run down in a drunken stupor
Joe Smoke Smack Toblix on back o' da head * It woz only a pat but da guy fell down dead * Joe wept till he died, struck down by 'is greef * Dat Ogres don't morn is a foolish belleef.
Here lies The Restless One * Thinks he's alive * But this one's gone
Here lies Wojit the Great * He likes rice * So we buried him with it... * Isn't that nice?
Here lies Dangerboy * Bit off more than * His name could chew!
Here lies Magao (or so we're told) * Shapechanging caused his demise * To take the guise of a wolf may be bold * An automaton was unwise
Here lies Red Herring * He died of the pairing * Of the red and the herring
Here lies Skorpios * Close friend of Barry * Found that when using Dynamite * It doesn't pay to tarry * He was a writer and a poet * Never at a loss for a word * But in the end he was speechless * Until Barry's voice was heard * "BUGGER"
Excalibur The Great * Met an untimely fate
Oyarsa, amazed by flight * Thought up an idea while up late at night * He invented wings to fly like a dove * Then jumped off a cliff from high up above
Gustavef, second to none * He got something pissed * Then pulled out his gun * Too bad he missed
A great Hunter of Snarks is often renowned * From the beast he is never to flee * But still that is how he wound up in the ground- * For the Snark was a Boojum, you see
Here lies omnipotent_256 * While in a fight * He dropped his gun * The other guy won
Here Lies Khalim * He would have lived a hundred years * Lasting long without any fears * Afraid of nothing he stood tall * Until an ogre took a whack with it's maul
Here Lies Thenomain * Better known as "Scrumptious" * Or at least that's what the ogre * Said he was
Here lies Ezekiel Stargazer * Rest in pieces * Plural because * He's now wolven feces
Here lies Nollidj__ * The anti-establishment fiend * Refused all his stars * From the day he was weaned * When we found him in bed * We weren't surprised those underscores had smushed his head
Here Lies Jonathan * He made us Laugh * He Made us Cry * He pissed us off * We hoped he'd die!
Flipz now lies deep in the Earth * He had found the inherent danger * Of sleeping too close to the hearth
Here lies Heroman * And his trusty flounder * Slipped when a victim ran * THWACK!!!
Here lies Qib * Nary a lie * Nary a fib
Here lies a Lurker * But one of many, I'm sure * Dedicated fans one and all * Even if they didn't write any words