Ich hab hier mal ne kleine nette Liste über Yaoi (Fakten) gefunden. ^^
Eigentlich wollte ich die noch ins deutsche übersetzen, bin aber leider kläglich gescheitert.
What we learned from yaoi anime/manga:
Deutsche Übersetzung, einen post unter mir ^^
Eigentlich wollte ich die noch ins deutsche übersetzen, bin aber leider kläglich gescheitert.
What we learned from yaoi anime/manga:
- No always means "more!"
- Rape is a shortcut to romance
- All guys are secretly gay (or at least bi)
- Raping a guy will turn him gay
- All tall guys always top, and all short guys always bottom
- If a boy is feminine, then he's gay, and a bottom
- The younger one is always the bottom
- Except when the older one is around 50 or more
- You don't need safewords in BDSM
- Even if you come 1000 times in an hour, your dick won't get soft
- Sex always feels good, even when it's your first time,
even if it's a rape and even if you're like 5 and your partner is like 30
with a 13-inch dick. - You also almost never need lubricant.
- And anyway, sometimes the asshole auto-lubricates itself
- Stockholm Sindrome is the best start for a perfectly healthy relationship
- Yakuza bosses are actually nice guys as long as you don't steal their lover
- There are no women, period.
- And when there are, they are all lesbian/unattractive/too old/too young/related to you.
- Or, possibly they are transgendered.
- Or, possibly, they are actually cross-dressing guys
- It's perfectly fine to walk around cross-dressed in a miniskirt in bright day.
No gay hater will come and bash you or beat you up. - In every all-male school, it's perfectly fine to have boyfriends, and nobody finds it strange
- If a teacher has sex with one (or more) of his (often underage) students he won't get fired
- The typical italian man is tall, blonde and speaks Japanese or at least English fluently
- It's not a problem if the captain of a cruise goes around on stealth seducing
foreigners instead of staying in charge of the ship - Incest is common between brothers, and nobody will ever notice
- Even when one of the brothers is significantly younger than the other, and ofter underage
- If you keep insisting and harassing the one you love, he'll love you back
- Nazis were actually secretly totally into hot manXman action
- If you confess to your sempai/best friend who is a womanizer and very popular,
he'll always say that he secretly loved you back and that all those womens were
just cover-ups for his sexuality, and he'll never be disgusted, startled, flattered
but uninterested or shocked.
Deutsche Übersetzung, einen post unter mir ^^
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