The F-Word

[siggraph]

hi,
for the english user a little explaination about the f word
sit back and enoy ^^

aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:


01. Greetings - "How the fuck are ya?"
02. Fraud - "I got fucked by the car dealer."
03. Resignation - "Oh, fuck it!"
04. Trouble - "I guess I'm fucked now."
05. Aggression - "FUCK YOU!"
06. Disgust - "Fuck me."
07. Confusion - "What the fuck.......?"
08. Difficulty - "I don't understand this fucking business!"
09. Despair - "Fucked again..."
10. Pleasure - "I fucking couldn't be happier."
11. Displeasure - "What the fuck is going on here?"
12. Lost - "Where the fuck are we."
13. Disbelief - "UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!"
14. Retaliation - "Up your fucking ass!"
15. Denial - "I didn't fucking do it."
16. Perplexity - "I know fuck all about it."
17. Apathy - "Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?"
18. Greetings - "How the fuck are ya?"
19. Suspicion - "Who the fuck are you?"
20. Panic - "Let's get the fuck out of here."
21. Directions - "Fuck off."
22. Disbelief - "How the fuck did you do that?"

It can be used in an anatomical description-
"He's a fucking asshole."

It can be used to tell time-
"It's five fucking thirty."

It can be used in business-
"How did I wind up with this fucking job?"

It can be maternal-
"Motherfucker."

It can be political-
"Fuck G. Dub-ya!"

It has also been used by many notable people throughout history:

"What the fuck was that?"
- Mayor of Hiroshima

"Where did all these fucking Indians come from?"
- General Custer

"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?"
- Captain of the Titanic

"That's not a real fucking gun."
- John Lennon

"Who's gonna fucking find out?"
- Richard Nixon

"Heads are going to fucking roll."
- Anne Boleyn

"Let the fucking woman drive."
- Commander of Space Shuttle

"What fucking map?"
- "Challenger," Mark Thatcher

"Any fucking idiot could understand that."
- Albert Einstein

"It does so fucking look like her!"
- Picasso

"How the fuck did you work that out?"
- Pythagoras

"You want what on the fucking ceiling?"
- Michaelangelo

"Fuck a duck."
- Walt Disney

"Why?- Because its fucking there!"
- Edmund Hilary

"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?"
- Joan of Arc

"Scattered fucking showers my ass."
- Noah

"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head."
- John F. Kennedy

found by another board

wfg siggraph

 

[$laYer]

hmm nette auflistung bei den amys is Fuck ein Universal wort ^^ das kann für alles stehen bei denen ^^

Google Übersetzung:
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hmm nice listing with amys is the Fuck a universal word ^^ that can stand for everything with those ^^

 

[siggraph]

hi,
i like it very well, translations by google *lol

wfg siggraph

 

[Xander]

Good Evenin' WoH-ler

Thanks for sharin' Sig. )

My favorite:

"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head." - John F. Kennedy. I know. Very macabre but i guess no one can deny it's very funny, in the same kind.

Also nice:

"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" - Captain of the Titanic. No comment ...


Best Wishes X.

PS: Btw. point "1" and "18" are equal.

 

[Mangamaniac]

Hehe^^ I can't believe these people realy used that kind of language :lachen:

 

[nicita]

nice list of examples, thanks for posting

 

[Wallioo]

rofl
nice one.

 

[MasterxD]

The F-word
http://flashgames.de/index.php?onlinespiele=4989&todo=play

a nice video

but... what they mean with Friechen O.o xD

 

[illostos]

ich glaub der meistbenutze satz neben dem wort fuck ist:
"Son of a Bitch".
Ich weiss nicht wie oft ich das schon in zahlreichen Filmen gehört habe

 

[Kim7]

Ö.ö that many ways to use it but no reason...

 

[bluebrain]

"It does so fucking look like her!"
- Picasso

Like this one...

 

[wolfhead]

It's curious that the Americans censor a word they so frequently use, don't you think?

"Fuck, are you fucking out of your fucking mind? Go fuck yourself you fucking shithead."

Now imagine that sentence's being spoken with a lot of *beep*. Get the picture? ^^

 

[boejakka]

now it would be something like this
"*BEEP*, are you *BEEP* out of your *BEEP* mind? Go *BEEP* yourself you *BEEP* *BEEP*."

Well I saw Demolition Man on a public station in the states and for some stupid reason the movie was about a half hour shorter than here in Europe. They actually cut them down. I was watching the movie in complete disbelief.

 

[Wolfman8934]

Haha that's hilarious. "Where the fuck is all this water coming from?"

 

[JDB15]

wow... thats really great to know