みんなうちの親父のストーリーを聞いてね
Alright guys, be good and listen to this story from my dad.
志乃［いけ！]虫が跳びを襲う！軽く買わされる。
Shino: Go!
The bugs attack Tobi. He dodges them smoothly.
跳び［うわ！キモイって]
Tobi: Uwah! Disgusting, I tell ya!
奈留と［何だよ簡単にかわされてんじゃねーかよ！]
Naruto: Gimme a break, he's dodging them like nothing!
ｶｶｽ［ｱﾌﾞﾗﾒ一族は一点集中形の攻撃ではなく空間を大きくとった広範囲形攻撃を得意とするんだ]
Kakashi: The Aburame clan doesn't specialize in pin-point attacks, but rather in those of the wide range variety.
木場[成人お前は志乃と組んだ任務が少ないからな。ここは志乃に任せてみてろ！虫の邪魔になる。]
Kiba: Naruto, you've hardly ever been on a mission with Shino before...just leave to him, you'll see! Let the bugs do their business.
志乃［ちれ！]虫が跳びの周りを囲む。
Shino: Spread!
The bugs encircle Tobi.
ｶｶｽ［虫をすべてカワスノハ不可能だ]
Kakashi: It's impossible to dodge *all* the bugs.
志乃［かわしてるのかすり抜けているのか、あいつの術をみきってやる。やれ。秘術、虫玉！]虫が跳びを覆う。
Shino: Whether he's dodging things or having them slip through him, I'll get to the bottom of his jutsu! Go! Hijutsu, Mushidama!
The bugs cover Tobi.
完全に跳びを虫が覆う！
Tobi's completely covered by bugs.
ｶｶｽ［ﾋﾅﾀどう？]
Kakashi: Well, Hinata?
ﾋﾅﾀ［ﾁｬｸﾗは確認できてます。確かに志乃君の虫たちの中にいます！]
Hinata: Chakra verification complete. He's most definitely beneath Shino kun's bugs!
ｶｶｽ［ヤマト！]
Kakashi: Yamato!
山登[はい！いつでも攻撃できます]
Yamato: Ready! Standing by to attack!
志乃［手応えは感じる。何故なら虫がﾁｬｸﾗを吸い取っている活発な動きが見て取れる]
Shino: There's definitely getting a reaction - the reason being the bugs' movements indicate they're absorbing chakra!
成人［そのまま吸い尽くせ！]
Naruto: Have them keep on sucking 'till there's no more left!*
*I don't write these lines, I just translate them - Iwa.
跳びがいきなり消える！
Tobi suddenly vanishes!
志乃［！どういう事だ？ﾁｬｸﾗに反応していた虫が突然奴を見失った。ありえない。]
Shino: What on earth!? The bugs lost sight of him even as they absorbed chakra. Impossible.
佐倉［ｼｭﾝｼﾝの術？]
Sakura: Shunshin (teleportation) no jutsu?
志乃［いやちがう。何故ならもしｼｭﾝｼﾝなら虫たちは奴が飛んだ方向へ反応する。ﾆｶﾞｼﾊしない。
Shino: Not quite. The reason being the bugs would've instantly pursued in the direction he went. They don't lose their targes.
ｶｶｽ［時空間忍術を使ったのか!?ありえない。]
Kakashi: He used space-time jutsu!? You gotta be kidding!
ｶｶｽ［印も結ばず口寄せもなしに空間を飛んだのか？それじゃ四代目以上の時空間忍術だぞ！]
Kakashi: He jumped through space-time without having to perform seals or kuchisoye....That'd make his space-time ninjutsu greater than even the Fourth's!
ﾋﾅﾀ［白目！見つけた！あそこ！]
Hinata: Byakugan! Found him! Over there!
跳び［イヤー！ども。]跳びの横にゼツが出てくる！
Tobi: Howdy, folks!
Zetsu appears right beside Tobi.
跳び［どうだった？]
Tobi: Well?
ゼツ［終わったよ。]
Zetsu: It's over.
佐倉［何あれ？]
Sakura: Who's that?
ゼツ［刺すけの勝ち！ｲﾀﾁｪは死亡。]
Zetsu:Sasuke won. Itachi died.
成人達呆然！
Naruto and Co. are shocked.
跳び［信じらんない！なんてね思った通りだ]
Tobi: Oh-my-god...NOT! Just as I figured.
ゼツ［刺すけも倒れちゃったけど、結構ギリギリかも」
Zetsu: Sasuke collapsed himself, though. He might just be hanging on by a thread.
成人達みんなで！！！
Naruto and Co: !!!
成人［そこのトゲトゲアロエヤロー！刺すけはどこにいる？]
Naruto: Yo! Aloe-man! Where's Sasuke?
ゼツ「アロエだとぉ！ｶﾏｳﾅ。]
Zetsu: Aloe-man!?
Zetsu(the other one): Leave him be.
ｶｶｽが跳びのｼｬﾘんに気づく！
Kakashi notices Tobi's sharingan!
跳び［キサマラの相手はまた今度だ]
Tobi: You'll have to accept my rain-check - we'll meet again.
(Looks like he's in full "Bad-ass Madara mode" when he says this, going by his choice of words - Iwa).
跳びのｼｬﾘんアップ はいおわり
It ends with a close up on Tobi's Sharingan.
Quelle
Der größte Schwachsinn !